Showing posts with label Naughty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naughty. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Naughty Husband

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

James Bond Boast

James Bond boasting 2 girls about new watch
BOND: It reads ur mind & tells me u r not wearing panties!
GIRL: But I m wearng em.
BOND: My watch is ONE hr fast!