Sexy Mini Skirt

If Girls wear mini skirt they look sexy. How will it look like,if boys wear the same?
Ans: It will look like a Church Bell..

Lightest Object

Q:) Which is the lightest object in the whole world?
A:) Penis. Even imagination can lift it.

Call Girl Visit by 2 Friends

2 Men went 2 a call girl. 1st went in, came out and said "no my wife is better".
2nd went in came out and said
"u r right ur wife is really better!!!!!!!!.

Sleeping with Wife's Best Friend

Wife : If I sleep with ur best friend what will be the first thought to cross ur mind?
Husband : That u are a lesbian.

Naughty Husband

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

James Bond Boast

James Bond boasting 2 girls about new watch
BOND: It reads ur mind & tells me u r not wearing panties!
GIRL: But I m wearng em.
BOND: My watch is ONE hr fast!